Tell Nicole it's her fault for leaving it on the buffet table
She said that she was using it to remember where she was sitting,
I hate that I have such a trustworthy face. ;-;
People I don't know ask me to watch their stuff for them ALL the time. ;-;
I like to look through their stuff when they ask me sometimes
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This isn't the same relevancy but it somehow reminded me in third grade my math teacher (we randomly had a diff teacher for math than everything else) made me stay in for recess because I didn't do the homework all week (daily homework thing) and she left to make a phone call and had a giant bag of popcorn on her desk so I went over and was eating popcorn and never got caught
I ate like half of it and she never called me out the next day so I think she just figured she ate all that before the phone call
Nicole said you're a snitch.
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