
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- January 27
- Occupation:
- Wizard, Detective, Phantom Thief of Hearts
Wizard Bear
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Happy New Year everyone! Wishing for love, peace & happiness for you all in 2018. Enjoy it to the fullest! :D Dec 31, 2017
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About
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- January 27
- Occupation:
- Wizard, Detective, Phantom Thief of Hearts
- Toon Name:
- Super Tubby Thundersmirk
Hi there, I'm Wizard Bear, the detective and wizard of the century. Now, I know you may be wondering "Wizard Bear, how do I become as great as you?" Well, sir/madam/non-binary pal, you can't even come close to my level. However, you can still be 10000 times below my level with ease. All you have to do is stop being a plebeian and then join my wizard apprentice program. From there, I will shape your mind and steal your living soul so you come out as a brand new person! What are you waiting for then? Christmas? Become my apprentice today!
Wizard Bear Wizard Apprentice Agency is not liable for (without limitation to) any glitching, invisibility, dimensional travel, periodic time travel, toon dances, piano accidents, banana peels, incomprehensible golfing physics, bike horns, gravity surges, bears with mustaches, terrible unites, lack of soul, spamming of Madam Chuckle SOS cards, memory loss, dimensional rifts, excessive sneezing and death. Talk to your nearest witch if any of these symptoms occur.
WBWAA©™, we are not looking out for you. Like seriously, we just want your soul.
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There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast, withers just as quickly. That which grows slowly, endures. Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.