Happy Easter! Posted by Sir Max on March 27, 2016 02:00 PM Short post today, Toons, mostly because I am under a MASSIVEsugar rush from all of the jellybeans I've eaten! I don't know about you all, but the Easter Bunny certainly treated me well! Surprising, too, considering I tried to kidnap him. Don't give me that look. Don't even try to tell me that you've never tried to kidnap the Easter Bunny before. Everyone's done it! Between you and me, I don't even believe he's a real bunny. Bunny Toons are quick, sure, but this guy is going at Santa Toon levels of speed. I personally think he's a badger. I figured I'd give my theory a whirl, so I set up a brand new security system (complete with lasers and butterfly nets!) to try and catch the little rascal. Lo and behold, though, I woke up to find an Easter basket placed right next to the security system, and no rabbit to be found. Really, it only proved my theory -- everyone knows that badgers can easily escape lasers and butterfly nets. From myself and the Toon Council, we hope you and your family have had a Happy Easter! Stay TOONed, because a certain special day is coming up... Heh, heh.