Toon Species Election: Have Some Merit. Vote for PARROT! Posted by Parrot on March 8, 2017 02:00 PM Hello, Hello, Toontown! I'm the Parrot! I love to talk, so I promise there won't be any silent tweetment with this post. Toucan play at the pun game, and they say that I'm a real wisecracker! Let's get rid of some of the facts that ruffle my feathers: I don't know who polly is, and while I certainly love crackers, I'd much rather eat jellybeans! I will admit, though, that crackers do go great with soup when I'm feeling under the feather. I once tried joining a band of pirates, but the crimes they committed were a bit toosparrowing and left me with a worm in my stomach. Toontown seems like a much better place to build my nest! Enter the Polling Place! If I'm elected into Toontown, I promise that I won't be too much of a birden. In fact, if you squawk down the street with me, we'll be like two birds of a feather! They say that the early bird gets the worm, but I'm a Parrot and we like to share it. It's never too late to vote -- well, unless you vote after March 11th. Better get flying to the polls! "Have Some Merit. Vote for PARROT!"