V2.0 is a "Hole-In-One" for the Cogs Posted by The C.E.O. on September 7, 2017 at 2:30 PM Let's get down to business. I am the Chief Executive Officer of the Cogs, known to my workplace associates in Bossbot HQ as The C.E.O. It's been brought to my attention that you Toons have conjured up some infernal combination of fun known as "The Toontown v2.0.0 Update." Us Cogs have our own form of V2.0, you know... Due to our big swing this quarter, sales were predicted to land a hole-in-one. Business is a great game of golf, you see, and Toontown is the target. This burst of silliness from the Toons has put a significant damper in our quarterly earnings. I take pride in my golf, Toons, and I won't stand to be defeated so easily. I've stolen my fair share of business tactics over the years, but the Toons stealing our v2.0 is worthy of a pink slip. The fun must be stopped. You'll be "happy" to know that I have a plan in order to counter your ridiculous parties and racing gimmicks. Starting now, V2.0 Cogs have hit the streets of Toontown for a grand Mega-Invasion. Try to have fun with that kind of V2.0. You may have your "Safe Districts" to protect you, and I've received a memo that Toon HQ plans to implement "Super Safe Districts" to prevent Invasion Summons, but the Cogs will still have our profit margins. Enough V2.0 Cogs have been produced to last until Sunday, September 10th. Enough of this nonsense. I have a banquet to attend.