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Your best copypastas?

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  1. HAL-9000
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    HAL-9000 Elite Toon KTTA ATTA Supporter

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    I found this navy seals one thanks to ED.
    What the foghorn did you just ruffing say about me, you little noob? I’ll have you know I've soloed the Trolley of Toontown Central and I’m responsible for the dating shows of cats via Toon Valley, and I have 195 pink slips. I trained my toon to be the best in a battle of level twelves and I’m the 137 of this district. You are nothing to me but just another moocher. I will wipe you the heckle out in a method called reporting , mark my words. You think you can get away with saying meow to me on Toontown? Think again NOOB. As we speak I am contacting all my 100 laff friends and your toon is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for greening, parker. The greening that wipes out the lovely things you call your level seven gags. You’re being sent back to the playground, kid. I can be in any lobby, anytime and green you in over 4 different bosses, and that’s just with my 34 laff uber. Not only am I trained in soloing the CEO, but I have teleport access for all of the playgrounds including the headquarters. If only you could have known what your crappy gameplay was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of trained your gags more efficiently. But you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, I will bring you into the VP to green you. I will also dc you in the middle of a back nine and you will cry over it. You’re getting disconnected. Love your friendly little lacker.
     
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  2. Catcat
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    well thats interesting

    I've never really gotten into copypastas so I don't think I can say anything :p
     
  3. Im fab at vibrant valley game shows
     
  4. Constellation
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    Give me that dancing signature. ._.
     
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    What the hotdog did you just say about my hotdogs, you kiddo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the HotDogs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ho-tDogs, and I have over 300 confirmed hotdogs. I am trained in hotdog warfare and I’m the top hotdog in the entire US hotdog forces. You are nothing to me but just another noob cooker. I will cook you hotdogs with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Cooking Earth, mark my hotdogging words. You think you can get away with indulting my hotdogs to me over the Hotdog? Think again, Hotdogger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Hotdog-Mafia and your Hotdog is being Tracey SketchedIt right now so you better prepare for the hotdog, hotdogorino. The hotdog that wipes out the thing you call your hotdog. You’re a bad cooker, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bake you some hotdogs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare spatulas. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cooking, but I have access to the entire code of the HotDog Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to teach you amazing cooking skills, you hotdogger. If only you could have known what amazing retribution your little hotdog was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have eaten your hotdog. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you non-hotdog. I will bake hotdogs all over you and you will drown in it. You're a hotdog, kiddet.
     
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    i love this because my friend loves this meme and then the "your mom let you have 2 hotdogs?" meme oh my gosh
     
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    A transcript for this:

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    It's Deal-tastic Me, and I think it's the most easiest decision you ever make!

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    Save $8,000 on Chrysler 300, or new Jeep Compass and Chrysler 200 for $99 a month! That's a lot of a good stuff!

    You're only going to get that at the JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge in Lexington.

    Stuart!

    JTsJeep.com.
     
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    idk what a copypasta is but im gonna post this cause it might be one

    The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
     
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    young man
    there's no need to feel down
    i said young man
    Communism and socialism, especially in their classic variations, are economically and socially distinguishable from each other. It is indeed more so that what the capitalist majority of the new western nations wants to condition you into thinking. Especially by abusing humor, exaggerating negative standpoints, overlooking the positive aspects of any of them and displaying an overall unlikeable and intensely primitive competitive behavior. On the topic of behavior, it is commonly accepted that the sociological quirks in human being tend to differ evenly from a culture to another, yet despite that fact, it is very easy to discern the concept that western politicians and the right wing in general is unable to uphold a civilized conversation and will proceed steer all of their effort in a conversation towards devaluing their opponent and ridiculizing them as soon as they feel incompetent and/or unable to win the argument.
     
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    Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
    Be they crispy or from Wendys.
    Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
    on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
    Mummy lifts me to the car,
    To find me tendies near and far.
    Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
    in comfy big boy booster seats.
    McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
    But of my tendies none remains.

    She tries to make me take a nappy,
    But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
    Tendies are the only food,
    That puts me in the napping mood.
    I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
    I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
    Tendies are my heart's desire,
    Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
    Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
    But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

    My good-boy points were fairly earned,
    To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
    But there's no tendies on my plate!
    Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
    "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
    YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
    I screech while hurling into her eyes,
    My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
    For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
    Never forget my chicken tenders.
     
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  12. Hey there this is Danny Fresh with a fresh pizza tip for you do you wanna know how to receive a free one topping dominos pizza from dominos pizzeria and restaurant well sit down let me tell you step 1 telephone a dominos pizza eatery restaurant and order a large 1 topping pizza and the guy will say what pizza topping would you like and then you say I want my topping to be another steaming hot dominos 1 topping pizza so the guy asks ok what topping would you like on your dominos one topping pizza topping and then you say go ahead and make my second dominos one topping pizza topping a dominos one topping pizza and that guy will ask ok sir what topping would you like on your dominos one topping pizza topping one topping pizza and you respond with a dominos one topping pizza and continue to order dominos one topping pizza top pizzas until you are at a pizza topped with 71 dominos one topping pizzas and then the pizza guy will say wait one moment sir we don't have any pizza boxes that will fit this 71 dominos one topping pizza top pizza so you say hold on and quickly run to home depot and purchase a maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399 US dollars and when it comes time to pay for the maytag refrigerator you offer to pay home depot not with cash but with 70 piping hot dominos one topping pizzas and they of course accept so you buy the fridge and you take it back to dominos pizzeria restaurant and you give the pizza guy the maytag refrigerator box and put the 71 top dominos one topping pizza into it and you pay dominos using a brand new maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399 US dollars so then you take the maytag refrigerator box filled with a 71 top dominos one topping pizza back to home Depot and you give it to the cashier there as payment for your brand new maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399 US dollars and when the cashier turns his back to get your receipt you snatch the 71st dominos one topping pizza off the top of your dominos one topping pizza stack and you put it in your pocket and there you have yourself a completely free steaming hot dominos one topping PIZZa
     
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    omg kman LOL
    This is one I saw while playing roblox a year or two ago.

    Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8.
     
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